{"product_id":"clinically-complicated-graphic-tee","title":"Clinically Complicated Graphic Tee | The Label Lab","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eClinically Complicated\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eI’ve had labels put on me since I was 17.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome of them helped explain what the hell was going on in my head. Some changed over the years. Some made sense and some didn’t. But none of them ever explained me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat’s where Clinically Complicated came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou can write down the symptoms, give them a code, put them in a chart, diagnose them, medicate them, study them, whatever. You still can’t fit an entire human being into a checkbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd apparently some of us need more boxes than others.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe back of this shirt looks like somebody tried to turn a whole person into a case file. Clinically Complicated is right across the top, and Subject Cannot Be Summarized sits underneath it because that really is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eI’m not against diagnosis. Sometimes finally having a name for what your brain is doing is actually a relief. But there’s a big difference between having a diagnosis and becoming nothing but one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe little case-file details, warning labels, barcodes and research markings are supposed to feel cold and clinical. Like paperwork trying to explain somebody who was never going to fit neatly on the page anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGood luck with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe front has the smaller Chaos Theøry Research Division \/ Subject 00Ø graphic, while the back carries the full design. It’s a black unisex graphic tee with front and back printing, part of The Label Lab, and made for anybody who has ever felt like there was a lot more going on than whatever somebody wrote down in a file.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCODE THE SYMPTOMS. NOT THE PERSON.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSUBJECT CANNOT BE SUMMARIZED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBecause apparently “it’s complicated” applies to brains too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Theøry","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":45415464173683,"sku":"1047751_9527","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":45415464206451,"sku":"1047751_4016","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45415464239219,"sku":"1047751_4017","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45415464271987,"sku":"1047751_4018","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45415464304755,"sku":"1047751_4019","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45415464337523,"sku":"1047751_4020","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45415464370291,"sku":"1047751_5295","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":45415464403059,"sku":"1047751_5310","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":45415464435827,"sku":"1047751_12871","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/7906\/3155\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-zoomed-in-6a917882dcaf4.jpg?v=1787918508","url":"https:\/\/www.chaostheorystore.com\/products\/clinically-complicated-graphic-tee","provider":"Chaos Theøry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}