{"product_id":"human-nutritional-facts-22-oz-copper-vacuum-tumbler","title":"Human Nutritional Facts 22 oz Copper Vacuum Tumbler","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"146\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"146\"\u003eServing size: one barely functioning human.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"438\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eHuman Nutritional Facts 22 oz Copper Vacuum Tumbler\u003c\/strong\u003e puts a brutally honest spin on the classic nutrition label. Built for caffeine, cold drinks, dark humor, and questionable coping mechanisms, this tumbler is for anyone surviving the day on sarcasm and trace amounts of emotional stability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eThe bold graphic makes it more than everyday drinkware—it is a portable warning label for the human condition. Use it at work, during your commute, at the gym, or wherever your daily system failure takes you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStay refreshed on the go with our copper vacuum-insulated bottle, designed to keep your drinks at the perfect temperature while preventing condensation. Its durable stainless steel construction with a powder-coat finish is scratch and fade-resistant, while the spill-proof design and wide opening make it practical for everyday use. Lightweight and easy to carry, this bottle is perfect for work, travel, or outdoor activities - design your own or start selling it today!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Stainless steel with copper insulation\u003cbr\u003e• 22 oz. (650 ml)\u003cbr\u003e• Dimensions: 10.60″ × 2.90″ (26.92 × 7.37 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Weight: 363 g\u003cbr\u003e• Spill-proof design\u003cbr\u003e• Scratch and fade-resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Powder-coat finish\u003cbr\u003e• BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made on demand. No minimums.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Theøry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45261890257011,"sku":"6476997_23880","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/7906\/3155\/files\/copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-_22oz_-black-22oz-front-6a5bde5572d36.png?v=1784405608","url":"https:\/\/www.chaostheorystore.com\/products\/human-nutritional-facts-22-oz-copper-vacuum-tumbler","provider":"Chaos Theøry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}