{"product_id":"products-manic-pixie-coffee-mug","title":"Manic Pixie Disaster Coffee Mug | Chaos Theøry","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"18c3a9v\" data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"524\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eMental Health Coffee Mug | Manic Pixie Disaster\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"559\"\u003emental health coffee mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is for mornings powered by caffeine, overstimulation, dark humor, and absolutely no promise of emotional consistency. Be Your Own Manic Pixie Disaster takes the tired fantasy of being effortlessly quirky and replaces it with something considerably more accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eCute? Maybe. Stable? 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