{"product_id":"sugar-coated-breakdown-raglan-tee","title":"Sugar Coated Breakdown Raglan Tee | Chaos Theøry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome breakdowns are obvious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome of them look completely fine from the outside while your brain is hanging on by whatever thread it found lying around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat is where \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSugar Coated Breakdown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e came from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI wanted this one to look almost sweet at first — pink, aqua, candy colors, chains, and that warped skull right in the middle of it. Then you actually look at the artwork and start seeing the prescription-style details, warning labels, pills, caution graphics, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHANDLE WITH CARE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sitting underneath the whole mess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBasically: cute packaging, questionable contents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhich feels pretty accurate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere have been plenty of times in my life when I’ve looked functional, talked normally, done whatever I was supposed to do, and meanwhile my brain was somewhere in the background throwing furniture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot every breakdown looks dramatic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes you just keep moving and hope nobody notices the system is running on fumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI put this one on a black-and-white ¾-sleeve raglan because I wanted it to feel different from the regular tees. The contrast sleeves give it that old-school baseball-shirt shape while the graphic makes sure absolutely nothing about it feels wholesome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt has a unisex fit, ¾-length sleeves, fine-knit jersey construction, and it’s prewashed to help reduce shrinkage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSugar coated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStill a breakdown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Theøry","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":45113889980531,"sku":"5452875_8158","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":45113890013299,"sku":"5452875_8159","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45113890046067,"sku":"5452875_8160","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45113890078835,"sku":"5452875_8161","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45113890111603,"sku":"5452875_8162","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45113890144371,"sku":"5452875_8163","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/7906\/3155\/files\/unisex-34-sleeve-raglan-shirt-black-white-front-6a33492b254f3.jpg?v=1781745994","url":"https:\/\/www.chaostheorystore.com\/products\/sugar-coated-breakdown-raglan-tee","provider":"Chaos Theøry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}