{"product_id":"vk-004-incident-report-desk-mat","title":"Chaos Theøry Incident Report Desk Mat | Chaos Vault VK-004","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’ve spent enough time feeling like my brain should come with an incident report that turning one into a desk mat felt pretty appropriate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVK-004 is the Incident Report.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The aftermath. The part where something clearly happened and now somebody is apparently supposed to explain it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe artwork turns the whole desk into a classified Chaos Theøry case file with evidence fields, diagnostic notes, redactions, barcodes, status reports, and all the other official-looking paperwork required to document whatever the hell just happened.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s dark, clinical, slightly suspicious, and organized enough to make it look like I have my shit together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e16 × 32 inch desk mat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e gives you plenty of room for a keyboard, mouse, tablet, notebook, or whatever else currently lives on your desk. The smooth printed surface works for everyday computer use, gaming, writing, editing, and creative work, while the non-slip backing helps keep everything from sliding around when the rest of your life already is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe VK-004 case-file artwork uses a black base with red and aqua details, classified markings, evidence sections, and Chaos Theøry branding. It belongs to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChaos Vault Incident Report series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, so it feels less like a random desk accessory and more like another piece of the file.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVK-004 \/\/ INCIDENT REPORT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCASE STATUS: OPEN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCLASSIFICATION: RESTRICTED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSYSTEM STATUS: UNDER REVIEW\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes there was absolutely an incident. I’m just not prepared to discuss it yet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Theøry","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":45299064766579,"sku":"10800787470665227812","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/7906\/3155\/files\/6021999961179186350_2048.jpg?v=1785613828","url":"https:\/\/www.chaostheorystore.com\/products\/vk-004-incident-report-desk-mat","provider":"Chaos Theøry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}