Human Nutritional Facts Tumbler | Dark Humor Travel Mug

Break yourself down into something measurable.

The Human Nutritional Facts tumbler takes the familiar format of a label and turns it inward—listing what’s really inside: the traits, the habits, the coping mechanisms.

Styled like something you’d find on a shelf, but built for everyday survival, this piece blends dark humor with uncomfortable accuracy.

This isn’t wellness. It’s maintenance.

Take it with you.

• Double-wall stainless steel construction
• Keeps drinks hot up to 12 hours, cold up to 24
• Clear push-on lid for easy sipping
• Durable, everyday use design
• 20oz capacity
• Made to order

Sip accordingly.